Queen's Jubilee Stewards: Unpaid, Unemployed & Forced to Sleep Under the London Bridge

I've had a solution to our problem (her majesty, minus the capitalisation to show obvious disrespect) for quite some time now. I should've organised a red army and acted sooner... oh well, here it is:

We storm into the palace and kill her on the day of the Jubilee, and that way we can still keep the Jubilee as part of our culture and wave our flags around whenever we're tired of hearing about how everything is going wrong in the world and we need to escape reality by praising the monarchy as though we're still living in medieval times. "Are you sad? Wave a flag!"

Anyway, onto the more serious side of the issue, this just proves how the rich come before everyone else in society. The Queen sits there gathering dust and ear infections while her name sits there gathering money we could be putting to better use. Thinking about it realistically though, the Queen must also be suffering -- she's never done a day's work in her life! It must be horrible being on the dole for 100 years or however long she's been here for. To the old hag we're still the smelly little paupers hanging around her castle at night, picking bits of bread up off the floor and cursing at bad luck.