On Making Socialism Cool

Hey guys it's me again . I'm sure a lot of you hate me more than a sore tooth , but that is kind of weird . I mean I'm a venerable rogue . You can't really dispute that . Besides without me activity would completely die down in the OV forum . Also I don't understand why I had to get the boot to the OV for my views . Yeah I sound disgruntled , but I had an online partnership with you guys . I'm speaking of the founders of this forum by the way . I mean we were comrades back on Stormfront . We had the whole forum pissed at us and eventually they kicked us out to the virtual doghouse . I don't want to brag but I helped you guys and still you've chosen to kick me to the curb . I'm not protesting my restriction . it's just that it's annoying that I'm treated as if I'm some sort of drunken fool just because I think outside of the box .   Celtiberian , RevScare , Admin , etc , y'all could use my skills but you prefer to sit at home high and mighty . It's almost like it's the usual Mediterranean skullduggery afoot .  

 
   Anyways I planned on posting in the OV section of Stormfront and a bunch of other forums , but for some reason my posts didn't show . Stormfront won't approve any of my posts . Fuckin WASP cocksuckers they are . Anyhow I've developed a new plan as to how Socialism can be made cool for a whole bunch of people .

    The problem with Socialism is that it's too theoretical and quite frankly boring . I mean yes yes you have to have a plan of action before you act , but come on people . You can't expect most people to flock to such dry stuff as some of the stuff you write about . Which is why I propose to make Socialism cool . As in virile and ass kicking . Now I'm not saying that y'all are effeminate or anything . I mean RevScare's attitude is reminiscent of an Italian American street gang leader's . It's just that Socialism has to kick ass as well .


   Which is why I say we form a big alliance and start getting tough .  RevScare could take the name of Salvatore " Scary Rev " Revino ( Croats are pretty much dago Slavs anyways ) and form an Italian American crew in Utah .  Celtiberian and Admin could get together a Cuban crew down in Florida . I on the other hand could get together a Bohunk/Polack street crew in West Virginia . I'd also make a call down to Allentown to the Gulyas Thrash crew to get them on board as well .  We'd have four chapters then all across the USA . The RSF would be heavy hitters then .

   Then we'd forment a Socialist revolution by street methods . I mean there was the Black Panthers , we'd be the White Ethnic Panthers . I'm not talking being criminals or anything though . We'd be street toughs . We wouldn't sell drugs or any of that shit . We'd just strut around on the street wearing black leather jackets and look tough and be tough . That way we could be inspiring . I mean right now nobody would follow us . But if we were like an old school Italian-Polish street crew then we'd be the bee's knees . We'd have a revolution in the USA in no time .

   Also we'd have to be Anti WASP . I mean in America the labor movement never had WASPS in it . All the big unions and labor struggles were in places full of White Ethnics . Even on this forum most members living in America tend towards being White Ethnics . So all hail Socialism and White Ethnic Liberation !

   Celtiberian , RevScare , and Admin could take care of the theoretical stuff and I'd be the War Chief . Anyhow this is a good plan and it would work . What y'all think ?

Rebel Redneck 59 wrote:

      Hey guys it's me again . I'm sure a lot of you hate me more than a sore tooth , but that is kind of weird . I mean I'm a venerable rogue . You can't really dispute that . Besides without me activity would completely die down in the OV forum . Also I don't understand why I had to get the boot to the OV for my views . Yeah I sound disgruntled , but I had an online partnership with you guys . I'm speaking of the founders of this forum by the way . I mean we were comrades back on Stormfront . We had the whole forum pissed at us and eventually they kicked us out to the virtual doghouse . I don't want to brag but I helped you guys and still you've chosen to kick me to the curb . I'm not protesting my restriction . it's just that it's annoying that I'm treated as if I'm some sort of drunken fool just because I think outside of the box .   Celtiberian , RevScare , Admin , etc , y'all could use my skills but you prefer to sit at home high and mighty . It's almost like it's the usual Mediterranean skullduggery afoot .  

 
   Anyways I planned on posting in the OV section of Stormfront and a bunch of other forums , but for some reason my posts didn't show . Stormfront won't approve any of my posts . Fuckin WASP cocksuckers they are . Anyhow I've developed a new plan as to how Socialism can be made cool for a whole bunch of people .

    The problem with Socialism is that it's too theoretical and quite frankly boring . I mean yes yes you have to have a plan of action before you act , but come on people . You can't expect most people to flock to such dry stuff as some of the stuff you write about . Which is why I propose to make Socialism cool . As in virile and ass kicking . Now I'm not saying that y'all are effeminate or anything . I mean RevScare's attitude is reminiscent of an Italian American street gang leader's . It's just that Socialism has to be about kicking ass as much as theory .


   Which is why I say we form a big alliance and start getting tough .  RevScare could take the name of Salvatore " Scary Rev " Revino ( Croats are pretty much dago Slavs anyways ) and form an Italian American street crew in Utah .  Celtiberian and Admin could get together a Cuban crew down in Florida and kick some ass there . I on the other hand could get together a Bohunk/Polack street crew in West Virginia . I'd also make a call down to Allentown to the Gulyas Thrash crew to get them on board as well .  We'd have four chapters then all across the USA . The RSF would be heavy hitters then .

   Then we'd forment a Socialist revolution by street methods . I mean there was the Black Panthers , we'd be the White Ethnic Panthers . I'm not talking being criminals or anything though . We'd be street toughs . We wouldn't sell drugs or any od that shit . We'd just strut around on the street wearing black leather jackets and look tough and be tough .  We'd walk into the offices of all the Capitalist cocksuckers and kick ass . That way we could be inspiring . I mean right now nobody would follow us . But if we were like an old school Italian-Polish street gang then we'd be the bee's knees . We'd have a revolution in the USA in no time .

   Also we'd have to be Anti WASP . I mean in America the labor movement never had WASPS in it . All the big unions and labor struggles were in places full of White Ethnics . Even on this forum most members living in America tend towards being White Ethnics . So all hail Socialism and White Ethnic Liberation !

   Celtiberian , RevScare , and Admin could take care of the theoretical stuff and I'd be the War Chief . Anyhow this is a good plan and it would work . What y'all think ?

   

   

   

So, what is my part in this ludicrous, hare-brained scheme of yours?

You could lead a battalion of Arabs against GM in Detroit . You know go down to Grosse Pointe Woods and be like an Arab war lord . Your nickname would be Ube " The Arab " Arabo . Come to think of it Arabs aren't really considered white ethnics , but fuck that . I mean having a Detroit chapter would be strategically important and also show off our working class cred . Besides even though I'm racist and ethnicist , my racism and ethnicism is mainly based off the barbarian horselord aesthetic . And Arabs were barbarian horselords of the East . So they have my grudging respect .

   Also Celtiberian and his band could take a trip up to Detroit and get in touch with the MC5 . They could then host a big concert , you know like a Socialist Woodstock . Motor City would really be burning then !

   
       
               

Oh yeah and one more thing , Socialism could be made cool with the power of music . The power of ROCK that is . We'd need to form a bunch of bands that would totally slay ass on the guitar and foment revolution by rocking out . I mean Celtiberian's already got a band so he could cover that front . Hell we could even get Ted Nugent on our side . I mean just imagine how much support we'd have if the Motor City Madman himself was a socialist ? Tons and tons of motherfucking tons of support man . I'm pretty sure one of Uberak's crew could learn hypnosis and then he'd go visit Uncle Ted and hypnotize him long enough so we could start a Socialist revolution .


Rock n Roll Rebels for Socialism and White Ethnic Liberation !

This is entertaining. Go on.

I'm too assimilated, westernized, and Yankee to be leading an Arab battalion. But, I could always go Lawrence of Arabia.

Well you could lead a battalion of Arab Americans then . I mean there were ( and probably still are ) crews of Italian and Irish American street toughs so why couldn't there be a group of Arab American street toughs ? I mean there's gotta be plenty of street smart Arab dudes in Dearborn man . I mean I donno maybe all the Arabs in the Detroit area are model minorities , but I doubt that . I mean Detroit's got a tough rep , so I assume there's tough people there from every ethnic group .


Besides I'm not saying you should lead a group of terrorists . And hey if the Arab thing doesn't work out then you could go on down to Hamtranck and get together a group of Polacks . Polack , Bohunk , Dago , Mick , Camel Jockey , it doesn't matter as long as it's not WASP . Of course recruiting niggers . spics , and gooks is out of the question since they're enemies of the white ethnic working class but all else is fine . Jews are no good either since they're mainly upper middle and upper class fucks who hate Bohunks and Polacks .

Working Class Eastern Europeans , Italians , Irishmen , and Arabs of America unite ! Crush the WASP/Jew Upper Class , the Gook Middle Class , and the ******/Spic underclass !

Come on Celtiberian and Revscare what do y'all think of my plan ?

First of all, Rebel, you should consider yourself lucky that I didn't ban your impertinent self outright for having the nerve to compare Croatians to filthy Italians. You then proceed to sprinkle salt on the wound by suggesting that I come off as a lowly (Italian) head of street ruffians when I have always attempted to project the attitude of a mafia boss, nay, even boss of bosses. Such effrontery will not be tolerated, and I absolutely refuse to so much as countenance the idea of collaborating with you until you've displayed a sincere effort to restore my honor. Nevertheless, there are some comments I would like to make with respect to your project.

For one, I am having a difficult time discerning how the fundamental components of your proposal differ from the anarcho-punk tradition. Sorry, but the red punks beat you to it. Indeed, apart from some superficial idiosyncrasies, the essential features of your plan are already encapsulated within nihilistic and illegalist schools of anarchism. I recall that you've referred to yourself as an anarchist before, but the thing is, this branch of anarchism never amounted to much historically, so I'm skeptical about its efficacy. The same problem with the Black Panthers. Now, I know that you would probably say that we'd do a much better job because we're white, and of course you'd be right, but I'm doubtful that "white panthers" would have a significant impact. Besides, "black panthers" sounds a lot cooler than "white panthers," which is a major branding concern.

Another issue I see is the lack of Jews in the hypothetical organization. I'd feel highly uncomfortable without some Jews to manage finances and settle legal trouble if our tomfoolery went way overboard. Now, you might retort that our outfit wouldn't need money, that our unrestrained barbarian passions would be enough, but that would just tell me that you aren't seriously committed, because the truth is that all aspiring organizations need some way to make dough. That's just the way it is, Rebel. Your bleeding heart idealism can't change that fact. Besides, you've already allowed Arabs into the gang, so I don't see what difference including some golden-toothed Yids would make.

Yet another problem I have is the anti-WASP stance. Far from spurning WASPs, the leaders of the RSF are trying to emulate them. We desperately and shamelessly want to get into their good graces to move up the social ladder, which is the whole point of our "socialist" revolution business. We know that we would constitute the new social elite after leading the gullible sheep—err, working class—to victory over the WASP establishment. That would make us really impressive to the Anglo ruling class. We'd really get to show them up for their snobbery and treating us as if we're lesser than them. I guess you could say that we are the "Uncle Toms" of white ethnics. The only gang I want to be part of is the boys' club of "old white (WASP) money."

This is a crypto-fascist forum, and since it doesn't seem to have occurred to you that this is the case, it implies that you're naive and easily fooled, and I could never work on equal terms with someone like that. The only reason we present ourselves as radicals and push socialist rhetoric is because we're trying to do something different by gaining cred with the left, even though the modern left is comprised mostly of hipster faggots, as forums like RevLeft make abundantly clear. Perhaps now you can understand why you're restricted, as we can't have you making us look bad in front of our respectable WASPy leftist friends. You are simply more useful to us if you're restricted, Rebel. You serve as the determined opposition. However, I do see value in your savage populist spirit, and I'll be sure to avail myself of it in order to appeal to the unwashed masses when I lead the right-wing coup. At this point, you might be wondering why I am making all of this public, but it doesn't matter, since I can always delete this entire thread if it becomes a problem for us. If anyone were to take a screenshot, it wouldn't be worth much, since pictures aren't very credible in the age of free and easy-to-use image editing software.

Also, I like how you slyly suggested that you be war chief while the three Meds deal with intellectual matters. Do you think I'm a fool? I would never allow an individual apart from myself to hold the most precious title of War Chief (I prefer "Lord of War") in any organization of which I was a part, especially a Hungarian. He who controls the army controls the nation. I wasn't born yesterday, Rebel. I understand your cunning Hungarian mind, Rebel, and even though Hungarians are generally obtuse, you're also a crafty people, which means I couldn't trust you. When have Croatians and Hungarians ever collaborated on anything in history? And WWII doesn't count. Sure, we both fought for the right side, but it was more of a rivalry to impress the Germans. I mean, just think about what would happen if we actually became a huge national gang: we'd probably splinter and fight for territory.

I actually have been thinking about forming an international enterprise with roots in the underground. It would be a high tech and sophisticated operation, but all such organizations need a street presence at the end of the day. If you've ever watched the anime Gungrave, you know what I mean. I was thinking that you could be my enforcer, Rebel. I think it would be a perfect opportunity for you. You could deal with the dirty business on the street, and I would even let you select your own white ethnic bruiser crew. There wouldn't be a dress code, so you could have whatever style you wanted. I'd bribe the police chief to let you out of jail when your senseless Hungarian need for violence got you in too much trouble with the law. But the best offer I have for you is that if you were to prove yourself worthy, I would gift you with a fine warhorse, and you could ride down the street towering above everyone on it, an imposing barbarian horse lord representing my outfit, surrounded by your street tough cruisers. Despite the fact that you're a little too idealistic, somewhat green around the edges, and Hungarian, and you insulted me by likening tall and fair Croatian plane lords to short and swarthy Italian goblins, you seem to have a good head on your shoulders, Rebel. Perhaps we can work together, after all. What do you say?

Rev Scare wrote:First of all, Rebel, you should consider yourself lucky that I didn't ban your impertinent self outright for having the nerve to compare Croatians to filthy Italians. You then proceed to sprinkle salt on the wound by suggesting that I come off as a lowly (Italian) head of street ruffians when I have always attempted to project the attitude of a mafia boss, nay, even boss of bosses. Such effrontery will not be tolerated, and I absolutely refuse to so much as countenance the idea of collaborating with you until you've displayed a sincere effort to restore my honor. Nevertheless, there are some comments I would like to make with respect to your project.

For one, I am having a difficult time discerning how the fundamental components of your proposal differ from the anarcho-punk tradition. Sorry, but the red punks beat you to it. Indeed, apart from some superficial idiosyncrasies, the essential features of your plan are already encapsulated within nihilistic and illegalist schools of anarchism. I recall that you've referred to yourself as an anarchist before, but the thing is, this branch of anarchism never amounted to much historically, so I'm skeptical about its efficacy. The same problem with the Black Panthers. Now, I know that you would probably say that we'd do a much better job because we're white, and of course you'd be right, but I'm doubtful that "white panthers" would have a significant impact. Besides, "black panthers" sounds a lot cooler than "white panthers," which is a major branding concern.

Another issue I see is the lack of Jews in the hypothetical organization. I'd feel highly uncomfortable without some Jews to manage finances and settle legal trouble if our tomfoolery went way overboard. Now, you might retort that our outfit wouldn't need money, that our unrestrained barbarian passions would be enough, but that would just tell me that you aren't seriously committed, because the truth is that all aspiring organizations need some way to make dough. That's just the way it is, Rebel. Your bleeding heart idealism can't change that fact. Besides, you've already allowed Arabs into the gang, so I don't see what difference including some golden-toothed Yids would make.

Yet another problem I have is the anti-WASP stance. Far from spurning WASPs, the leaders of the RSF are trying to emulate them. We desperately and shamelessly want to get into their good graces to move up the social ladder, which is the whole point of our "socialist" revolution business. We know that we would constitute the new social elite after leading the gullible sheep—err, working class—to victory over the WASP establishment. That would make us really impressive to the Anglo ruling class. We'd really get to show them up for their snobbery and treating us as if we're lesser than them. I guess you could say that we are the "Uncle Toms" of white ethnics. The only gang I want to be part of is the boys' club of "old white (WASP) money."

This is a crypto-fascist forum, and since it doesn't seem to have occurred to you that this is the case, it implies that you're naive and easily fooled, and I could never work on equal terms with someone like that. The only reason we present ourselves as radicals and push socialist rhetoric is because we're trying to do something different by gaining cred with the left, even though the modern left is comprised mostly of hipster faggots, as forums like RevLeft make abundantly clear. Perhaps now you can understand why you're restricted, as we can't have you making us look bad in front of our respectable WASPy leftist friends. You are simply more useful to us if you're restricted, Rebel. You serve as the determined opposition. However, I do see value in your savage populist spirit, and I'll be sure to avail myself of it in order to appeal to the unwashed masses when I lead the right-wing coup. At this point, you might be wondering why I am making all of this public, but it doesn't matter, since I can always delete this entire thread if it becomes a problem for us. If anyone were to take a screenshot, it wouldn't be worth much, since pictures aren't very credible in the age of free and easy-to-use image editing software.

Also, I like how you slyly suggested that you be war chief while the three Meds deal with intellectual matters. Do you think I'm a fool? I would never allow an individual apart from myself to hold the most precious title of War Chief (I prefer "Lord of War") in any organization of which I was a part, especially a Hungarian. He who controls the army controls the nation. I wasn't born yesterday, Rebel. I understand your cunning Hungarian mind, Rebel, and even though Hungarians are generally obtuse, you're also a crafty people, which means I couldn't trust you. When have Croatians and Hungarians ever collaborated on anything in history? And WWII doesn't count. Sure, we both fought for the right side, but it was more of a rivalry to impress the Germans. I mean, just think about what would happen if we actually became a huge national gang: we'd probably splinter and fight for territory.

I actually have been thinking about forming an international enterprise with roots in the underground. It would be a high tech and sophisticated operation, but all such organizations need a street presence at the end of the day. If you've ever watched the anime Gungrave, you know what I mean. I was thinking that you could be my enforcer, Rebel. I think it would be a perfect opportunity for you. You could deal with the dirty business on the street, and I would even let you select your own white ethnic bruiser crew. There wouldn't be a dress code, so you could have whatever style you wanted. I'd bribe the police chief to let you out of jail when your senseless Hungarian need for violence got you in too much trouble with the law. But the best offer I have for you is that if you were to prove yourself worthy, I would gift you with a fine warhorse, and you could ride down the street towering above everyone on it, an imposing barbarian horse lord representing my outfit, surrounded by your street tough cruisers. Despite the fact that you're a little too idealistic, somewhat green around the edges, and Hungarian, and you insulted me by likening tall and fair Croatian plane lords to short and swarthy Italian goblins, you seem to have a good head on your shoulders, Rebel. Perhaps we can work together, after all. What do you say?

   

     You don't like Italians ?  Why not ?   I only used the term dago in a benevolent way .  I called Croatians " dago Slavs " because you are Mediterranean Slavs .  I mean part of your coast is right by the Mediterranean , you eat a lot of seafood . and a lot of you are dark complexioned .  Besides your friends with Celtiberian who is a Spaniard , aka the second variety of dago ,  which means you can't seriously dislike Latin Mediterraneans .    You can't seriously tell me you can't stomach ethnic slurs at all .   I doubt your that thin skinned man .  Also if you want to make your crew resemble a mafia family then go ahead . I just suggested a classic Fonzie type Italian street crew cause imitating the Cosa Nostra could bring serious consequences .

   As for the red punk thing , you might be right but honestly who cares ? For the record I'm not ripping off that ideology (  you can take that to the bank , since you know I'm not well read ) and even if I was that wouldn't make it an invalid idea .  It's not like we have to worry about intellectual property rights or whatever the fuck .  Also I don't think we should use the name White Panthers . I just used that as an example .  Our name could remain the Revolutionary Syndicalist Front .  Personally I think we'd need a name change but that could be put up to a vote .

   As an Eastern European you should understand my concern over letting Jews in the organization .  As it is I'm only suggesting that Arabs should be able to join , because a Detroit chapter would be vital to us . Ube's an Arab who lives in the Detroit area so he could just go down to Dearborn and recruit a bunch of Arabs .   Besides I have a better opinion of Arabs than Jews , since the Arabs have a history of being barbarian horse lords unlike the Jews .  Of course we can go to the Jews for money . but accepting them as members would be a big no no . Most Jews are pretty far from being working class anyways .

    Last of all are you joking with me Rev ? I mean are you seriously saying your not actually Socialist ? I mean don't get me wrong , to me Socialism is mainly about populist working class politics . So I wouldn't care if we weren't dogmatic about the whole thing , but come on man you can't seriously want to use Socialism as a ruse to get into power . If your serious about this then all my proposals are off man . I'm not gonna get involved in this to stuff my pockets or get into power .  I'm a principled fighter . Of course idealism must be mixed with realism , but everyone's gotta have ideals . Otherwise there's no point to politics besides using it for personal gain .

   P. S .  Croatians and Hungarians had their issues in the past but that doesn't mean we can't cooperate . I mean both of us have a lot more beef with other nations than each other . P.P.S.  We can work together as long as your intentions are sincere .  I won't be a part of a cynical power grabbing ploy but I'm in as long as we fight for Socialism and white ethnics .  I'll even consider your proposal about Jews , but I don't want them in the chapter I'd be working in .  Same thing with WASPs barring a few exceptions . I won't work with niggers , spics , gooks , and the like under any circumstances . The bulk of them aren't even working class anyways so we wouldn't have much to lose .

I don't care if you use ethnic slurs, Rebel. My objection was to your comparison of Croatians to those green-eyed greaser bottom feeders. Italians have always wanted a portion of our beautiful Adriatic coastline, and Tito had to send a battalion of tanks to stave off a potential goombah invasion. They come to Croatia and leave a mess behind them, sullying the beaches and congesting traffic on their stupid mopeds. They do not understand the concept of honor and respect outside of their street thug clans. Italians are really just counterfeit Jews. Lacking a subtle and scheming mind like Jews, those greasy Italians rely on muscle power to practice their thuggery.

As for the red punk thing, my point was that I do not find the strategy viable given its historical failure, not that you ripped off the anarchists, even though you totally did.

About the Jews, you just have to realize that times have changed. Jews are no longer killing entire Christian villages by poisoning wells. Their social parasitism has kept pace with the general progress of the Western world. You seem like an open-minded and tolerant fellow, Rebel, so I'm sure you can understand and be progressive. Besides, there are plenty of self-hating Jews on the left we could enlist instead of typical NWO Jews. The only reason I want to have Jews on our side is because they come with +10 points to charisma (their silver tongues more than offset their physical unattractiveness), the mercantile skill, and haggling ability as part of their innate racial bonus. Our party would make tons of money real quick. As I've said, Jews are also highly proficient at manipulating society's legal infrastructure to further their own personal agenda, or whoever is paying them, which is definitely something we'd require, since I suspect we'd get into heaps of trouble with the law. In a word, they are superior at financial matters than Dwarves and come with the additional benefit of being very shrewd in legal affairs. You're also wrong about them in the sense that the ancient Israelites were a pretty brutal warrior people, so they do have a barbaric history. Yes, I know that modern Jews are not actually descendants of the Isreaelites but are a mongrelized race whose ancestors were Khazars, but the Khazars were pretty much nomadic horse warriors when they invaded Europe. One final note on Jews in the gang is that I have no problem if you wish to keep them out of your particular chapter. Their role would mostly be to perform behind-the-scenes actuarial work. C'mon, you already know that they'd much rather have others do the dirty manual labor for them, so they wouldn't want to be in your crew anyway.

As far as the lesser races are concerned, you are correct that most of their members are lumpenproles, and I do not insist upon their inclusion. They have nothing valuable to add to an organization.

Yes, I do think capitalism is a crap system, and I am a socialist, but you gotta understand, Rebellion, that my personality is different from yours. I am more of an organized planner type than an impulsive free spirit like you, so we just have conflicting ideas about what constitutes an ideal society. Either way, I think my more calculated approach to the question of leading a victorious revolution would be more successful, since most people just don't have the guts you do. Chaotic neutral characters like you intimidate people with your blind anarchy, but a lawful evil like me can persuade them to get behind the program. But listen, perhaps we can compromise. No, "compromise" sounds weak. What I mean is that maybe we can find common ground, meet each other half way, so to speak. It's not some buddy-buddy pact between a Croat and Hungarian, but instead it would be something to our mutual benefit. Say we work together to overthrow the system, and then we go our separate ways. My empire could coexist with your barbarian horde. Think about it: on the one hand, there would be a highly organized and technologically advanced socialist dictatorship, and on the other would be a more primitive socialist realm where chaos reigned. Two visions of socialism existing side by side, not necessarily competing, but perhaps one day merging in a grand collision of order versus chaos. Your territory could be alongside my border, so you could provide me with border security by patrolling the border on horseback and keeping the brown invaders out of my democratic socialist commonwealth. Just imagine riding out on your warhorse with your comrades like a true barbarian horse lord, storming the plains with your long wavy hair in the wind.

P.S. Do me a favor and link to a Youtube song from a Slavic folk metal band, but something other than Arkona.
P.P.S. Don't quote my post unless you actually want to provide a point-by-point reply. It clutters the thread.

Whilst, I'm the chaotic good swashbuckler who has now saw the error of your ways and shall stop your nefarious plot. A modern-day Brutus. Now, whether that would just end up with some douchebag taking over the government and turning the United States into an Empire or myself actually bringing liberty, equality, and rainbow-sparkles to these United States is a whole different matter. Most likely the latter, as my awesome anarchist-inspired propaganda of the deed would really rally the inner revolutionary tradition of this country and immediately cause a glorious revolution against both the wussy Democrats and downright evil Republicans. And, all of the cities will be turned into aesthetically pleasing European-style city-states with rich histories and culture, and the suburbs and ghettos would burn away in a cultural revolution. Race would abolished with the only ethnicity being American, and I'll build giant movie palaces and video game arcades with baroque-style architecture. And, my OP-plz-nerf military genius character trait will kick Canada's ass and annex most it into my decentralized yet ultranationalistic United States, with Quebec as an allied independent state. Then, I will build cores on all of the annexed provinces with my accumulated administrative power. Also, I shall conquer Baja California and balkanize Mexico into a loose confederation of revolutionary satellite states, guillotining the decadent cartels in the chaos. I will then prepare for WW3 with the evil National-Bolshevik Russia and corporate-dominated China, with Europe under-going the same sort of revolutionary wave. And, I rally my massive citizen-army that somehow is also a blitzkrieg war-machine of tanks and mechanized infantry, and so I obviously defeated the counter-revolutionary Axis which attempted to take over Europe and destroy the awesomeness known as Western Civilization. As the savior of the world and an all-American badass, I get umpteen Medals of Honor. And like a modern Cincinnatus, I retreat back to my small apartment in Detroit, which has been changed beyond recognition and actually has a decent public transportation system, and spend the rest of my life philosophizing, making works of art, playing video games, marvel at the great civilization I built up, and..... make Youtube Poops. Lots of Youtube Poops.


But seriously, you are the comedic relief of the forum, Rebel Redneck 59. We are basically just replying to your posts for entertainment. Just keep that in mind.

All right Croatians are nothing like Italians . I find it strange that you dislike Italians but have no problem with Spaniards but oh well . I agree that Sicilians in particular have this Arab like aura about them , but hey they're exotic whites . I suppose Hungarians can be said to have a Mongol like aura about them , which I wouldn't object to since the Mongols were badass warriors .


Ok fine you can get together a team of Jewish bookkeepers and renegade lawyers for all I care . I must say though that couldn't Greeks be used for keeping the books ? I mean sure Greeks in the USA tend to be more into running diners and street food stands , but they're a pretty sly bunch of Mediterraneans as well . Of course they aren't bona fide Non European Caucasians like Jews , but they are pretty crafty motherfuckers wouldn't you agree ? I actually know a few Greek deli owners down in Baltimore who run card games on the side . I mean if you offered them some blonde Mormon college chicks then they might do your books at a discount rate . That's not to say I approve of exploiting females , but you know how Greek men are about blonde girls . Besides I'm sure that you could work out a beneficial arrangement .

And yes I like the sound of your proposal . I never suggested that I be the brains behind this operation as it is . I'd love to live in a barbarian style socialist tribal confederacy where I could ride around on my warhorse all day , in between slaying Turks , eating gulyas , and cohabiting with my East Slavic concubines . You could have a civilized socialist democratic commonwealth that my hordes would patrol at its borders .

So when would we start going about this proposal Rev ?

Here's some Temnozor for you since you asked :


P. S. What are plane lords ? Are tall and fair haired people called plane lords ?

Reb, before we continue this dialogue to strengthen Croat-Hungarian relations, which could very well influence the course of human history, you must answer the following question:

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

P.S. Thanks for linking a song like I asked. Good choice.

Well , if a woodchuck could chuck wood , a woodchuck would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could chuck , if a woodchuck could chuck wood .

That is a satisfactory answer to the question. You Hungarians tend to exhibit very little aptitude for acquiring academic intelligence, but you can be surprisingly effective at producing practical answers to practical questions when you are disengaged from your habitual ovine copulation.

Plane lords are higher beings who live on plains, very similar to horse lords. When I think about it, though, there aren't many flat areas in Croatia. Perhaps Dinaric mountain lords would be a more fitting description. I always wanted to be a mountain king who sits on an enormous throne in his great mountain hall. Your warriors could circle my mountain stronghold during the day and drink mead within my halls at night. Yes, the mountain would be a metaphorical extension of my penis.

When can we begin? That is a good question. At present, I am diligently pursuing the academic prerequisites for becoming a petit-bourgeois professional, the pinnacle of the labor aristocracy. That is very time consuming. I also have to work in order to finance this and other expenses, because as frustrating as it is, capitalist institutions simply refuse to accept white male privilege as payment, despite my persistent protestations—I've repeatedly complained to the 1-800-White Man Privilege hotline, but to no avail. I intend to travel to Europe this summer, and there are some metalheads of various white ethnic persuasions there that I might be able to assemble into a steely crew. What about you?

Well I can put the word out to the Hungarian Thrash Crew in Allentown about forming a chapter of the RSF . I can't guarantee their inclusion at this point , but I'm sure they will definitely consider it . Getting into fistfights with Puerto Rican skaters and making catcalls at Ukrainian chicks on their way to church must get old for anyone after a while .


I can also talk to my Greek acquaintances in Baltimore . I bet they'd be happy to keep books for you or do some kind of white collar work , as long as you sent them money orders or ( even better ) a carload of blonde Mormon sorority chicks from Utah .

I'll see what I can do about sending some coeds from the public university their way. Mormon chicks can be pretty uptight, but they might loosen up for some bronze Mediterranean meat spears. They might enjoy Greek kebabs.

All right cool . This proposal seems to be going along well . I edited my posts a bit by the way since they looked a bit sketchy . Not that that really matters since you would probably delete this thread if any trouble came up because of it . But yeah I'm probably not going to write about this publicly anymore . The world of PM's will have to do if we go further with our plans .

Well Rev I just talked to my Greek acquaintances and they said they'd consider being bookkeepers . The offer of tight Mormon muff sounds very good to them but they seem to be taking their time .


Anyways should I send all future messages via PM ?

Meh, I prefer guillotining the Mormons.

6/14, Phyrgian Caps on the Flag, Guillotine the Reactionary Scum!

We have officially became the leftist Iron March.

Come on Ube this is a serious thread so please be serious .

Rebel, it has been difficult to find any Mormon college broads to send to your Greek acquaintances. The problem is that it is Spring break season, and many of them have decided to vacation out of state—i.e., binge drink while riding a vomit inducing cock carousel, only to later regret and reinterpret the experience when they decide to play victims upon being confronted by their simp boyfriends about the ten different servings of "pale" ale they consumed in one night. In any case, I will continue to pursue my end of the bargain in my spare time when I feel so inclined.

Discussing any of these issues further through PM is acceptable, but at this point, there is little more that remains to be said.

Ube, the Rebster is correct. This is a sober matter that deserves our earnest devotion. Everything I've posted in this thread is 100% serious, brah.

Socialism is already cool.Capitalists just don`t get us,man.