Don't Take it Seriously...

I thought it might be kind of fun to post some of the humorous pictures and videos we come across online in this thread:

And I mustn't forget the famous Captain Capitalism!

Here's a (bad) joke I made up:

Why didn't Karl Marx like the bourgeoisie? He thought they were too classy!

Here's a funny, but very true comic I found about Capitalist "society":

A short wtf video:

Greatest. Songs. Ever.

*Socialist philosopher, G. A. Cohen, parodying Heidegger's (?) philosophy.



*Cohen's skit on Thomas Jefferson writing the Declaration of Independence.

*The Gospel of Supply Side Jesus.



*The communist episode of Seinfeld.

This was a genius idea.

However, this is the best one imo.

*A hilarious parody of the most popular (and insanely paranoid) conspiracy theorist on the internet, Alex Jones.

Has anyone been to a US waterpark recently?
Last time I was there, almost no whites in sight...

This is a somewhat lighter take on the tragedy that has befallen us:






What has happened to this place
I don’t recognize it anymore
It used to be so fun and special
What is life worth living for

The dream is dead
Our land is gone
There’s a hole in my heart
And I can’t go on

There are too many minorities (minorities)
At my water park (my water park)
This was our land, our dream (our dream)
and they’ve taken it all away

They just keep coming and coming (minorities)
I tried to go and tell the police
But even the authorities
Are minorities (are minorities)
At my water park

There’s no place for me to sit anymore
And the lines just keep getting crazier
There are Mexicans all around me
The lazy river has never been lazier

It’s a 40 minute wait to go down one slide
And the instructions are in Spanish on the Zip Line ride (just do it in English!)

There are too many minorities (too many)
At my water park (somebody do something)
Where did they all come from
Why can’t they leave this land alone

And it’s such a tragedy (feel a bit like dying)
We looked the other way too long
We’ve got to change our priorities
And get all these minorities
Out of my water park

(Minorities) Mexicans and Asians
Black people
I think I even saw Native Americans (gross)

God I’m asking please
Get all of these minorities
Out of my water park (my water park)

Can any of you even IMAGINE the reaction that would occur if someone posted this on Stormfront?!?!



Well, Jesus was a homeless lad
With an unwed mother and an absent dad
And I really don't think he would have gotten that far
If Newt, Pat and Jesse had followed that star
So let's all sing out praises to
That longhaired radical socialist Jew

When Jesus taught the people he
Would never charge a tuition fee
He just took some fishes and some bread
And made up free school lunches instead
So let's all sing out praises to
That long-haired radical socialist Jew

He healed the blind and made them see
He brought the lame folks to their feet
Rich and poor, any time, anywhere
Just pioneering that free health care
So let's all sing out praises to
That longhaired radical socialist Jew

Jesus hung with a low-life crowd
But those working stiffs sure did him proud
Some were murderers, thieves and whores
But at least they didn't do it as legislators
So let's all sing out praises to
That longhaired radical socialist Jew

Jesus lived in troubled times
the religious right was on the rise
Oh what could have saved him from his terrible fate?
Separation of church and state.
So let's all sing out praises to
That longhaired radical socialist Jew

Sometimes I fall into deep despair
When I hear those hypocrites on the air
But every Sunday gives me hope
When pastor, deacon, priest, and pope
Are all singing out their praises to
Some longhaired radical socialist Jew.

They're all singing out their praises to....
Some longhaired radical socialist Jew.

Many of you have probably seen this clip, but it is one of my favorite scenes from Monty Python.

"Listen, strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you."

That part is always too much for me.

*WARNING: The following videos are very vulgar:



*It's the Great Dolemite, Charlie Brown!



*A Charlie Brown Kwanzaa.



*Beware of the Easter Nigga, Charlie Brown!

*This video reminds me of what the Stormfront reactionaries (Bean Counter, Mauritius, mikhaelis, Julian the Apostate, Mike212311, et al.) must look like when debating anti-capitalists

Romanticist wrote:

This cartoon is in my history textbook on the Cold War at school .